棽凱倫小説 makes me laugh!

棽凱倫小説 is meant to be some romantic, fantasy love stories targeted at some girl/woman day-dreamers (like me).

But living in a practical society, I've come to realize some hilarious, notable, illogical points in her novels.

First of all, ALMOST all the main leading male and female characters in her novels have to be 校花 or 学园王子. Either that or if they are working, they have to be ex校花 or ex学园王子 too! And if they are working, they are almost DEFINITELY the cream of the crop ala successful businessman/woman (young, capable, handsome or beautiful and the talking point & focus of the company) and it goes without saying that if they are in school, they would be the role-model students their peers look up to ~ excelling in sports and studies. =.=''

They come MOSTLY from affluent and influential families. Uncle occupies a seat in da white house, Auntie is a scientist residing in US, dad is a reputable businessman etc.. They have chauffeurs (a Roll Royce for each family member to ride in driven by the chauffeurs @.@), personal maids and butlers. A gardener too, to tend to the big arrays of fauna in their SUPER-LUXURIOUS homes, never complete without fountains in da already cramped country such as Hong Kong.

None of the female lead needs any make-up. Natural is beauty for they are ALL blessed. And they look beautiful at any angle ~ be it while sleeping or eating. They are ALMOST the most beautiful women in da world!

(and I wonder how cld they be da MOST beautiful when 棽凱倫 makes almost every female lead in ea of her novel to be so; maybe one day we should have a beauty contest between all da female leads in 棽凱倫小説 to decide on da ultimate winner ba. Hmm..)

The female leads have impossible figures. I read about one yest. Her figure measurements read: 36, 22, 35!
(天啊！Won't she break into half easily at e waist?!? Btw, ish this barbie doll's classic measurements too?)

And their costumes! OMG! Of course, I do realized 棽凱倫 have been writing even before I was born. (The fashion of those days eh?) Though it sounds soothing and ravishing to da ears when she described how each apparel the main leads were wearing matches their handbags, shoes, bf/gf & even cars and dat how some fashion clothings were even flown in fr Paris, Italy, Japan etc (you name it), to really piece em out in real life, the overall dressing turns out to be quite obiang and rather flashy. More like 唱七月歌台的装扮 or those dressings of opera performers！
(But usually I would just skip or glimpse thru her descriptions of the main leads' clothing. Just know that they were wearing red or yellow and roughly what style etc will do. Wont put to heart whether they are wearing chiffon, tartans or watever da hell.. well only sometimes will i seriously pore over her desciptions)

They always have a 世交的青梅竹马的哥哥或妹妹 who would be in love with em secretly or faithfully throughout the years of growing up. In case if they fall out with the main male or female lead, they can always turn to their 青梅竹马 for solace... out of the many girlfriends or boyfriends they could have had =.=''

Lastly... after reading quite some numbers of her novels, (I didnt hv to buy em, they were loan to me or just lying ard in da house, so just pick em up to read, fantasize and luff lor..) I realized she actually "CUT & COPY" some of her 台词。I spotted the EXACT same croony and mushy lines and scenarios in different novels!!!

So pick up one of these 棽凱倫小説 if the TV's Just For Laugh is over. Mwammy! It isn't over! At least, we still have 棽凱倫小説...